Best Funny Quotes About Life and Short Funny Quotes
So finally I came back with a new amazing list of the best funny quotes you never have seen anywhere. In this article, I mention the best comedy quotes about life and also share some short funny quotes and many more.
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Most Funny Quotes About Life
If are you looking for some comical quotes about life then this section is for you. Here you can find the best quotes you never have seen anywhere.
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- “I’m sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It’s just been too intelligent to come here.” – Arthur C. Clarke
- “Life in a box is better than no life at all, I expect. You’d have a chance at least. You could lie there thinking: Well, at least I’m not dead.” – Tom Stoppard
- “Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.” – Stephen Hawking
- “Books say: She did this because. Life says: She did this. Books are where things are explained to you; life is where things aren’t. I’m not surprised some people prefer books.” – Julian Barnes
- “In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.” – Robert Frost
- “If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction – and ultimately, without a major resolution.” – Jasper Fforde
- “Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.” – Woody Allen
- “If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember.” – Terry Pratchett
- “Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.” – Robert Benchley
- “Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.” – Albert Einstein
- “Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.” – Allen Saunders
- “Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.” – Mark Twain
- “I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don’t even invite me.” – Dave Barry
- “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”– Will Rogers
- “Common sense and a sense of humor are the same things, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”– William James
- “A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”– Winston Churchill
- “If you’re going through hell, keep going.”– Winston Churchill
- “You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.”– Winston Churchill
- “I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”– Woody Allen
- “I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”– Woody Allen
- “Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad.”– Woody Allen
- “Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.”– Yakov Smirnoff
- “Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”– Yogi Berra
- “If you come to a fork in the road, take it.”– Yogi Berra
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Short, Funny and Simple Quotes
If are you looking for some funny quotes which are short, sweet and tell a thousand words about yourself then this section may help you just because here I share some short and sweet quotes.
As I told you can use these all quotes on your Facebook, Instagram and on any social media website but if you want to use it on your website then you must give a credit to this website.
So now just read these funny quotes and find out one that you most like and share it where you want.
- I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones… that’s why it’s called a ‘cell’ phone.
- I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
- You cry I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!
- This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.
- Never steal. The government hates competition.
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. – Steven Wright
- Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
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- Some people are like Slinky’s. Pretty much useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs. 🙂
- Smile…It confuses people..!!
- Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV. – Jerry Seinfeld
- An egotist is someone who is usually me – deep in conversation. – Anonymous
- I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. – W. C. Fields
- Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours. – Anonymous
- Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. – Albert Einstein
- To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. – Paul Ehrlich
- Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted. – Anonymous
- Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
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